Intro

In the bustling theater of corporate lingo and dynamic sales pitches, our charismatic trio, Wigss, Diggz, and Buzzo, are on a mission to “transform” and “strategize” their way into sealing a monumental deal. Amidst the glitter of polished jargon and captivating gestures, sometimes the most straightforward queries echo the loudest. Venture into this light-hearted escapade where soaring ambitions meet the grounded realities of the business world. Can Buzzo’s enthralling digital dance impress, or is the customer team tapping to a different tune altogether? 🎶

The Comic

Context

Buzzo, pitching fervently, riding the waves of corporate jargon, while a challenging scene unfolds.

Meet the Characters

(read more about the following characters here)
Wigss – The Bald but Wig-Wearing Don (Boss) of the Company!
Sales Guy – Buzzo, The Blabbering Dynamo!
Diggz – The witty sidekick of the Boss!

The Cartoon

<< From “Cirque du Biz”, A sridvana’s Comic Strip Conceived in 2015 >> — Excuse me for the PPT visuals! I once dreamt of jazzing it up with a cartoonist’s flair and a dose of humorous dialogues. But here they are, shared in their untouched charm for your blog-reading pleasure!”

Wigss, Motivational: “Hey Sales Hero, dazzle and fix the customer team this time. Sing the strategy song or do the digital dance or an AI gig or something.”
Diggz, Doubtful: “Won’t work.”

Buzzo, Pitching: “We can transform your digital business with AI, we are a strategic partner…”

Buzzo, Pitching Higher: “We can create value, ….. end-to-end …… 360 degrees ….. ….. …. …. ….”

Customer Prospect, Inquisitive: “How many React and Data Science resources can you provide in the next 2 weeks? Pl, share your rate card too!”
Diggz, Sarcastic: “Thought so.”

After All … How Many? and How Much? Matters

Despite Buzzo’s passionate and high-flying pitch filled with technical buzzwords and grand promises, the customer, ever so practical, grounds the entire conversation with a simple and direct query about capacity and rates. The vast chasm between strategic jargon and practical needs has never been so hilariously evident!

Inspiration – Mileage and Maruti: “Kitna deti hai?” in Indian Auto Ads.

In the world of advertising, especially in Indian auto ads, it’s not just about glossy features or sleek designs. A classic Maruti TV ad nailed it when a customer simply inquired, “Kitna deti hai?” (How much mileage does it give?). It underscores that practical concerns often drive consumer choices more than glitzy presentations.

Contrarian Views

Remember, humor is subjective. What resonates with one person might not with another. The joke might be seen as a light-hearted take on the sales process, but these contrarian views provide a more nuanced perspective.

1. Depth of Strategy: The joke might oversimplify the value of strategic planning. Genuine strategy can bring transformative benefits.
2. Sales Complexity: Pitches are varied and tailored. Not all are just buzzwords; many sales professionals put in significant effort.
3. Customer Diversity: Not every customer is solely cost-focused. Some genuinely seek innovative solutions beyond immediate numbers.
4. Undermining Skillset: The joke risks undervaluing the skills and expertise that go into selling transformative solutions.
5. Reality of Negotiation: Sales is more than just numbers. It involves trust, relationship-building, and showcasing value. The joke might seem to reduce it to a mere transaction.

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MidJourney Prompt with inputs from ChatGPT

Create a comic strip styled image with two main characters set against a modern corporate background: Buzzo: A young, dynamic salesperson exuding energy and confidence. He’s dressed sharply in a well-fitted suit, his tie possibly fluttering, capturing the essence of his animated pitching. His hands could be gesturing as if emphasizing a point, eyes sparkling with enthusiasm. Customer: A more serious, down-to-earth character. This individual is dressed in a subtle, professional manner, possibly with glasses, exuding an aura of practicality. Their posture is upright, possibly leaning slightly forward with a keen yet skeptical expression. The backdrop should be a sleek boardroom, reflecting the ambiance of high-level corporate discussions. Please ensure the image is void of any text or speech bubbles. –ar 16:9